Where is Lee Greenwood when you need him?

It makes me so proud to go to my regular news site and see all these heartwarming headlines:

'Systematic torture'
WashPost: Iraqi jailers routinely abuse prisoners, human rights group says.

11 Iraqi police die, top judge assassinated

WP: 120,000 GIs in Iraq for two more years

U.S. hostage pleads for life on videotape

$855 billion for U.S. deficit, not counting Iraq

The next four years are going to be so awesome!