6.4.2004

Bitch done gone lost her mind

Rice thinks Bush will be compared with Roosevelt and Churchill

You mean, like, one of these things is not like the other, one of these things does not belong? Are we playing that game, Miss Condi?

"When you think of statesmen, you think of people who seized historic opportunities to change the world for the better, people like Roosevelt, people like Churchill, and people like Truman, who understood the challenges of communism. And this president has been an agent of change for the better -- historic change for the better."

Does she believe this shit? Has she been drinking the Kool-Aid that Karen Hughes keeps pouring her? Can I think any less of her than I do now?

Critics point out that the alleged Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, upon which Bush based his case for war, have yet to be found. At one point during the interview late Tuesday, Rice was asked whether the administration misjudged the challenge in Iraq or has anything to apologize for regarding the mission to topple the regime of Saddam Hussein.

"I feel badly that the Iraqi people had to live under that monster for as long as they did," she replied.


Man, I bet she played dodge ball in the 5th grade like a pro! Do any of these people know how to answer a fucking question?

"We can let history judge what tactical things might have been done differently here or there, what decisions might have been taken that were different here or there," said Rice.

Yes, let's let history judge. Don't bother thinking about things while they are happening, that just mucks things up.

6.3.2004

The big news of the morning is that Tenet resigned as director of the CIA. Bush said it was for personal reasons, which is just weird. I mean, the guy has been under the gun since 9/11 but suddenly, he's got a personal issue to deal with? Fishy, yo.

Maybe whoever is hired to replace him will finally get to the bottom of the Plame affair. Of course, the Prez has gone and found himself a lawyer in case he is called to testify about the leak. Um, I certainly don't believe that everyone who hires a lawyer is guilty of something, but this disturbs me. Why is it that Bush cannot answer questions about anything without having someone hold his hand?!?! And if he didn't have anything to do with the leak, why does he need to have legal council? Just answer some fucking questions, you weasel!

As I said yesterday, Bush gave the planned speech that compared Iraq to WWII. I honestly cannot believe the gall of this man.

Like the Second World War, our present conflict began with a ruthless, surprise attack on the United States. We will not forget that treachery, and we will accept nothing less than victory over the enemy.

Like the murderous ideologies of the 20th century, the ideology of terrorism reaches across boarders, and seeks recruits in every country. So we're fighting these enemies wherever they hide across the earth.


Dude. DUDE! Look, Mr. Prez. C'mere a second, okay? I have something to tell you, and I think it is important that you understand this:

IRAQ HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11!! NOTHING! NOT A THING! NIET! NADA! NON! NOTHING! Can you repeat that back to me? Are you understanding what I am saying? Is your fucking BRAIN ON?!?!

Also, monkeyface, the reason terrorism crossed the fucking Iraqi border and started seeking recruits is because of the giant quagmire you fucking created. Remember the false intelligence? Remember the lies? *bonk* HELLO IN THERE??

I cannot BELIEVE this man. I can't.

Oh, but wait. He says this later in the speech:

We believe that every person has a right to think and pray and live in obedience to God and conscience, not in frightened submission to despots.

*blink* Um. Don't you mean your God, you santimonious prick? Please. Like he really wants Muslims to have religious freedom. God told him to invade Iraq, remember?

Terrorists also find support and safe haven within outlaw regimes. So I have set a clear doctrine that the sponsors of terror will be held equally accountable for the acts of terrorists. Regimes in Iraq and Afghanistan learned that providing support and sanctuary to terrorists carries with it enormous costs.

IRAQ WAS NOT ASSISTING TERRORISTS!! NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS CLAIM! NONE!

We are working with regional powers and international partners to confront the threats of North Korea and Iran

I think the whole "ignorning it until it goes away" is a good way to confront North Korea. And drunkenly blabbling intelligence secrets to Chalabi has worked really well on the Iran issue.

I could go on and on and on and ON, but if I read any more of his speech, my head will explode.

6.2.2004

The fries are French again? Aw man, it's going to cost beaucoup d'argent to change the menus again!

Heads up from Daily Kos

'I Was Never Angry with the French,' Says Bush

So, you know, now that we have royally fucked things up and pissed everyone off, it's time to suck it up and pretend we were never the biggest assholes in the world and act like we are buddies with everyone even though Republicans called for boycotts of French products and wasted a whole fucking day changing menu items from "French" to "Freedom". Please. Next thing you know, they'll tell us German is just peachy, too.

But, you know, Kerry is the flip-flopper.

eta: You know, if Bush had so much respect for the French and their leaders, you think he might have come out during all the French-bashing and maybe elaborated on the whole "Us versus Them" thing that he had going on before the war. Maybe he should have spoken about respecting people with dissenting opinions before those people were proved correct. Because, you know, we all have the right to disagree and all. Right? Unless you disagree with the president, and then people can say whatever they want about you and be as negative as they want and then *poof* it all just goes away when the President makes up some shit and feeds it to the Freedom French press.



Armed Services Appreciation Day!

Army delays retirements for Iraq-bound troops: ‘Stop-loss’ order requires soldiers to deploy before leaving service

Basically, because of poor planning and our rush to war, we just don't have enough troops. So fuck you if you have done your duty and are ready to be out of the Army. You have to stay until BushCo completely fucks up the entire world. That's how we show our love!

Vet calls move ‘shameful’
In an opinion piece in Wednesday’s New York Times, Andrew Exum, a former Army captain who served under Hagenbeck in the 10th Mountain Division in Afghanistan, called the treatment of soldiers under stop-loss programs “shameful.”

“Many, if not most, of the soldiers in this latest Iraq-bound wave are already veterans of several tours in Iraq and Afghanistan,” he wrote. “They have honorably completed their active duty obligations. But like draftees, they have been conscripted to meet the additional needs in Iraq.”


There is also a heartbreaking slide-show next to that article that I wouldn't click on unless you have some tissue.

You know, she should have at least wiped the Ashcroft spunk off her lips before she went on the air.

Ha! Okay, Billmon gets top billing today for that absolutly hysterical quote. The worst part is, he isn't even talking about someone from Faux News. You should also check him out because he reports on the big news in polblogland: Chalabi Reportedly Told Iran That U.S. Cracked the Iranian Code. You can also check out This Modern World for more excellent commentary on the subject.

Of course, the man who is ruining running our nation just has no idea about anything to do with this Chalabi feller:

Q Thank you, Mr. President. Mr. Chalabi is an Iraqi leader that's fallen out of favor within your administration. I'm wondering if you feel that he provided any false information, or are you particularly --

THE PRESIDENT: Chalabi?

Q Yes, with Chalabi.

THE PRESIDENT: My meetings with him were very brief. I mean, I think I met with him at the State of the Union and just kind of working through the rope line, and he might have come with a group of leaders. But I haven't had any extensive conversations with him.

Mr. Brahimi made the decision on Chalabi, not the United States. Mr. Brahimi was the person that put together the group. And I haven't spoken to him or anybody on the ground as to why Chalabi wasn't taken.

In terms of information --

Q I guess I'm asking, do you feel like he misled your administration, in terms of what the expectations were going to be going into Iraq?

THE PRESIDENT: I don't remember anybody walking into my office saying, Chalabi says this is the way it's going to be in Iraq.
- From Whitehouse.gov via TBogg

Uh huh. Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Whatever you say, sir. It's not like you saved a seat for him NEXT TO YOUR WIFE at the State of the UNION address and made it a point to single him out as your FUCKING GUEST. But I am sure you barely listened to what he had to say and his intel had no influence on your decisions regarding Iraq. Except, you know, the exact opposite of that. One thing Bush *does* have figured out, is that Iraq is just like WWII:

Bush to Compare Middle East with War-Time Europe -

"He'll say we're fighting the broader war on terror throughout the world, but much like in World War II, when Europe became the critical front in that war, the greater Middle East is the critical front in the war on terror," the official said.

"Events in Europe determined the Cold War; this is kind of the equivalent of that in the Middle East," he added.


That weird sound you here? Roosevelt and Churchill rolling over in their fucking graves.

That other sound you hear is Gray Davis muttering about the story CBS broke yesterday and how he can maybe get that whole Governor of California gig back.

Basically, Enron=Wolfram & Hart before the hotties took over.

When a forest fire shut down a major transmission line into California, cutting power supplies and raising prices, Enron energy traders celebrated, CBS News Correspondent Vince Gonzales reports.

"Burn, baby, burn. That's a beautiful thing," a trader sang about the massive fire.

Four years after California's disastrous experiment with energy deregulation, Enron energy traders can be heard – on audiotapes obtained by CBS News – gloating and praising each other as they helped bring on, and cash-in on, the Western power crisis.


And my favorite part of the article:

Before the 2000 election, Enron employees pondered the possibilities of a Bush win.

"It'd be great. I'd love to see Ken Lay Secretary of Energy," says one Enron worker.

That didn't happen, but they were sure President Bush would fight any limits on sky-high energy prices.

"When this election comes Bush will f------g whack this s--t, man. He won't play this price-cap b------t."

Crude, but true.

"We will not take any action that makes California's problems worse and that's why I oppose price caps," said Mr. Bush on May 29, 2001.

Both the Justice Department and Enron tried to prevent the release of these tapes. Enron's lawyers argued they merely prove "that people at Enron sometimes talked like Barnacle Bill the Sailor."


I think the phrase "Enron's lawyers" before any statement automatically renders it a lie, doesn't it? What. Ever.

And last, but certainly not least, big shout outs and props to South Dakota for electing a new Democrat to Congress! Congratulations, Congresswoman Stephanie Herseth!!

6.1.2004

Less like a trickle, more like a drip

Breaking News: Dick Cheney is a big fat liar head and he smells funny, too. This second bit is purely speculation on my part, but the first bit is confirmed.

While Dick Cheney rides high off his Haliburton pension as VP of our illustrious nation, a San Fransico art gallery owner is threatened, then physically attacked for having the gall to hang art depicting the abuse at Abu Ghraib. Maybe she should have just torn up the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and then jumped up and down on them. Now THAT would be a more fitting artistic statement on the state of America today, no?

Thank goodness there are still people willing to stand up and speak out about what's happening to our country lately. My friend MB shared a link to Ted Sorensen's Remarks at New School University Commencement: A Time To Weep. I'd posts some quotes from it, but it's just too good. Go read the whole thing.

I've only got a few more things to share, since I can't leave out our Commander in Cheat! After speaking on Memorial Day about the importance of our veterans, you would think Bush would back his words up with some action. *waits for the laughter to stop* The Daily Mislead does an excellent job of showing how Mr. Bush really feels about the men and women who served in the armed forces. The article cited from The Palm Beach Post is especially interesting, if their figures are correct. Anyone who believed the tax cuts would be a good thing, should go read about BushCo's plans to make cuts to certain domestic programs to pay for the padding of their rich friends' pockets.

And last, but not least, The New York Times ran an excellent editorial today on Bush's Dooh Nibor Economics. I'll just cut and paste for your enjoyment: bold emphasis added by moi!

Last week The Washington Post got hold of an Office of Management and Budget memo that directed federal agencies to prepare for post-election cuts in programs that George Bush has been touting on the campaign trail. These include nutrition for women, infants and children; Head Start; and homeland security. The numbers match those on a computer printout leaked earlier this year — one that administration officials claimed did not reflect policy.

Beyond the routine mendacity, the case of the leaked memo points us to a larger truth: whatever they may say in public, administration officials know that sustaining Mr. Bush's tax cuts will require large cuts in popular government programs. And for the vast majority of Americans, the losses from these cuts will outweigh any gains from lower taxes.

It has long been clear that the Bush administration's claim that it can simultaneously pursue war, large tax cuts and a "compassionate" agenda doesn't add up. Now we have direct confirmation that the White House is engaged in bait and switch, that it intends to pursue a not at all compassionate agenda after this year's election.

That agenda is to impose Dooh Nibor economics — Robin Hood in reverse. The end result of current policies will be a large-scale transfer of income from the middle class to the very affluent, in which about 80 percent of the population will lose and the bulk of the gains will go to people with incomes of more than $200,000 per year.

I can't back that assertion with official numbers, because under Mr. Bush the Treasury Department has stopped releasing information on the distribution of tax cuts by income level. Estimates by the Urban Institute-Brookings Institution Tax Policy Center, which now provides the numbers the administration doesn't want you to know, reveal why. This year, the average tax reduction per family due to Bush-era cuts was $1,448. But this average reflects huge cuts for a few affluent families, with most families receiving much less (which helps explain why most people, according to polls, don't believe their taxes have been cut). In fact, the 257,000 taxpayers with incomes of more than $1 million received a bigger combined tax cut than the 85 million taxpayers who make up the bottom 60 percent of the population.

Still, won't most families gain something? No — because the tax cuts must eventually be offset with spending cuts.

Three years ago George Bush claimed that he was cutting taxes to return a budget surplus to the public. Instead, he presided over a move to huge deficits. As a result, the modest tax cuts received by the great majority of Americans are, in a fundamental sense, fraudulent. It's as if someone expected gratitude for giving you a gift, when he actually bought it using your credit card.

The administration has not, of course, explained how it intends to pay the bill. But unless taxes are increased again, the answer will have to be severe program cuts, which will fall mainly on Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid — because that's where the bulk of the money is.

For most families, the losses from these cuts will far outweigh any gain from lower taxes. My back-of-the-envelope calculation suggests that 80 percent of all families will end up worse off; the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities will soon come out with a more careful, detailed analysis that arrives at a similar conclusion. And the only really big beneficiaries will be the wealthiest few percent of the population.

Does Mr. Bush understand that the end result of his policies will be to make most Americans worse off, while enriching the already affluent? Who knows? But the ideologues and political operatives behind his agenda know exactly what they're doing.

Of course, voters would never support this agenda if they understood it. That's why dishonesty — as illustrated by the administration's consistent reliance on phony accounting, and now by the business with the budget cut memo — is such a central feature of the White House political strategy.

Right now, it seems that the 2004 election will be a referendum on Mr. Bush's calamitous foreign policy. But something else is at stake: whether he and his party can lock in the unassailable political position they need to proceed with their pro-rich, anti-middle-class economic strategy. And no, I'm not engaging in class warfare. They are.



In memoriam...

I hope everyone had a good Memorial Day. I thought a lot about my grandfather yesterday. He served in WWII in the Pacific and I wish he could have lived long enough to see the memorial in DC. He was very proud of his service and he still got together with men he served with to play cards and tell stories up until his untimely death. My one big regret in life is that he died before I had a chance to hear more about his life. We were never close when I was younger and by the time we got past our differences, it was too late. I often wonder what he would think about what's going on now. I wish he was here so I could ask him.

If you missed it, check out the Sunday edition of Doonesbury and then write your paper and thank them if they actually printed it.

Also take a moment to read this editorial from the NYT. For those of you who don't want to register, here's the part that really got me:

Every family that has lost a son or daughter in battle has had to decide whether the large justifications of war actually justify that final, particular sacrifice. Many Americans are tempted to let the valuation of those deaths rest solely with the families themselves. We ease the thought of those deaths with the words that have always seemed most persuasive over the grave. We ease the memory of them by folding them into the fabric of history, as if the task of saying what those deaths really meant lay beyond us.

But we who are alive — kin or no kin — also have a right to ask why these soldiers died, not just now, in this present war, but throughout the course of our history. The language of those larger causes — words like America, freedom, liberty, patriotism — are used in our names as well.

Today, each generation looks back to its own war — World War II, Korea, Vietnam, the gulf war and Iraq. In each of those wars, a soldier's death was final, the sense of duty and service as acute as in any other war. In that sense, the meaning of those deaths has not changed over time. What is different, for each of those wars, is the sense of national necessity that lay behind them. Some of America's wars have truly been fought for the very principles that underpin this nation's existence. Others have not. But nothing can dishonor the dead, not even the failures of the living.