It's stuff like this that almost makes me want to pretend I am from Texas

Republicans, Out of Ideas, Ask Prosecutors to Arrest Michael Moore

Are Republicans losing their ever lovin' minds, ya'll? I mean, what do they think this will accomplish? Let's say that they indeed arrest Michael Moore and put him in jail. Do they not understand the giant media circlejerk that would erupt? Do they not understand the overwhelming amount of free publicity they give MM when they do shit like this? Do they not see how they prove every point he has ever made by being so uptight and INSANE?!?

I guess their big man tanking in the first debate has driven them to the bring of sanity and they are just jumping off like the retarded lemmings they are.

My friends, they will not catch me. Though I may be on the run, and I may never be able to return home to my beloved Michigan, I make this solemn vow to you and yours: The slackers of America shall not be denied their noodles, they will proudly wear their clean underwear as free Americans, and they will vote Bush out of office come November 2nd (though they will not show up to the polls until well after noon)!

Word, Michael. Word.