Dude, can I have a hit of that?

Cheney: Weapons Report Justifies Iraq War

*blinkblink*

Um. Wait. Because. With the.

Huh?

The report shows that "delay, defer, wait wasn't an option," Cheney told a town hall-style meeting.

Um. Waiting wasn't an "option." IT WAS THE ONLY RATIONAL THING TO DO! Oops. There I go using that rational word again. I obviously need to drink more Kool-Aid.

I think it would be so cool to be Dick Cheney. I could just walk around and say whatever lies I wanted and half of America would believe me. That would rule.