Coversations with Conservative People

Actual conversation between me and my boss about an hour ago

My Boss: John Kerry's more liberal than Kennedy!

Me: Um. Actually, no. That statistic is inncorrect. He is actually more like 11th or something.

My Boss: Still! That's so liberal!

Me: What's wrong with being liberal? I don't think he should be embarassed by that at all.

My Boss: *gasp*

Me: I'm not ashamed to say I am a liberal.

My Boss: *boggle* I don't understand! How can you be a liberal? You work hard! You have two jobs! You should care more about keeping your money.

Me: Yes, because there is nothing more important than me being able to afford the new iPod.

Btw, my birthday is on Sunday. So if anyone would like to buy me one, so I can continue to worry about the plight of my fellow man instead of carrying around my music collection with me in a wicked little device, please feel free to buy me one.