Oh, woe is me. I can barely afford to put 20' rims on my new H2 Hummer!

Sadly, No! breaks down more of the Bushies' crap about Kerry and his tax plan. My favorite quote from the Bush's Web site is this little gem:

But John Kerry's claims on tax increases are already beginning to slip - Kerry's campaign now reveals that his tax increase for those earning $200,000 would include people earning as little as $147,000. (emphasis mine)

Oh my! As little as $147,000?!?! How will they survive if they are taxed higher?!?! Will their children be able to EAT? How will they fuel their giant gas guzzlers? Will they have to golf less? Cancel their monthly trip to the Caymens? OH THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!

Excuse me while I go make sure I find a job that only pays me $146,999 a year, so I don't have to worry about sacrificing any more of my money for the good of the nation. Heaven fucking forbid.