9.10.2003

Fuck you, Mother Nature.

Mark Morford says:

BushCo, brushing aside concerns from environmentalists and pretty much anyone else who gives a damn about the planet or trees or anything concerning anything other than profit and corporate snickering, is pushing forward with plans to give national forest managers more flexibility to approve logging and commercial activities, with less environmental review. The new rules would overhaul the landmark 1976 National Forest Management Act, and would leave intact some of the most controversial proposals from a draft plan, including those that would give regional managers of the Forest Service more discretion to approve logging, drilling and mining operations without having to conduct formal scientific investigations known as environmental impact statements. The new rules also offer less emphasis on wildlife preservation and other environmental concerns when deciding how much logging or recreation to allow on federal land. "Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha hahahahahahahaaa!" snorted the White House's Office of Management and Budget. "Oh my freaking God, we can get away with anything! Anything at all! Clean Air Act? EPA? Auto emissions? Screwed 'em all, baby!" the entire administration snorted, in that sad sort of resigned, we're all going to hell so why not gloat about it tone that depresses children and makes dandelions wilt. "Trees suck! Ha ha ha. Sigh."

Bush plan to streamline forest rules nears completion

*boggle*

9.8.2003

Get the white coats ready for the White House

Bush Might Be Nuts, But Not All of America's Gone Crazy

I adore this article! Especially the last bit:

If there is anything to be learned on the second anniversary of September 11, it is this: don't give up an the United States just yet. The lunatics may have temporarily taken over the White House, but with any luck, come November 2004, they'll be back where they belong: in the asylum.

Amen.

Shut up you French Fry eating Commie bastards or the terrorists win!

Rumsfeld: Criticism at Home, Abroad Harms War on Terrorism

Pardon me, I'll be over here staring at the computer screen in awe. What? WHAT? Um. Noooooo. I am pretty sure going over and severely fucking up the occupation of Middle Eastern country, attracting the attention of every terrorists organization in the world to a place where Americans are vulerable is harming the war on terriorism, you ignorant, small-minded little war weasel!

I cannot believe the unmitigated GALL of these people. *boggle*

Speech? Less

I really don't have much to say about last night's address by Shrub because, well, I didn't watch. I can stand only so much lying in the month of September and the government met the quota on the first day. So I'll just post this hilarious comic that pretty much sums up my opinion on whatever it was the monkeybastard had to say: