8.1.2003

If You Can't Laugh, You'll Cry Update

President Bush told reporters yesterday that he takes full responsibility for the 16 words about Nigerian yellowcake in the State of the Union address. The White House later said they are conducting a thorough investigation to see how that comment ended up in his press conference. - Bill Maher

Shrub is watching two state court cases that could legalize gay marriages as White House lawyers explore measures to ensure that marriage is legally defined as a man-woman union because as soon as you let those goddamn gay people have any sort of freedom to love who they want and have the state actually recognize it, well, then it's gallop gallop gallop as we all hear the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ride down our sorry ass and we all burn Burn BURN because only ONE kind of hollow 50-percent-divorce-rate love is permissable in this ridiculous two-faced little pseudo-tolerant nation. But the top Senate Democrat said that existing law already limits legal recognition to heterosexual couples and that the GOP was essentially a bunch of niddering suckass homophobes who need nothing more or less than an entire gut-scraping psychological overhaul and maybe a nice anal bloop stick and a riding crop. "We are looking at what may be needed in the context of the court cases that are pending now," White House spokesman Scott McClellan mumbled to reporters. "We are deciding, basically, between annihilating the last vestigial remains of spirit of love and hope and decency in the culture, and violently dry-humping the notion that anyone but our angry self-righteous homophobic God as interpreted by some sexless flabby white redneck congressmen can decide what love and true connection actually means to the universal soul in the larger sense." - Mark Morford

Military News

U.S. Seeks War Crimes Exemption for Liberia Peacekeepers

Oh, that makes so much sense! Peacekeepers shouldn't have to follow rules! They should be able to shoot indescriminantly, hold prisoners indefinitly and parade pictures of murdered political figures around with impunity. You cannot seek peace at the same time you try to weasel out of taking responsibility for your actions! Good lord, the continue to amaze me.

'He Died An American Hero - Jimmy Breslin

Last Thursday, at 10 a.m., she was on the phone in her beauty shop with a customer who was late and wanted to change times. Her oldest son, Glynn, and two Army officers walked in and stood nervously. "You think you're seeing ghosts," she was saying yesterday. "I'm standing there on the phone and I know they are there to tell me that my son is dead. How can this be happening? They are ghosts. I told the woman on the phone, 'You can come anytime.' I hung up. And then they told me."

One of the thing that irritates me the most about people who get pissed off at me for protesting this war, is that they pull out the argument that I should support the troops, blah blah blah. It never occurs to them that the troops themselves don't want to be over there fighting this war, getting shot at and blown up. A lot of them joined the armed forces so they could afford to go to college or they wanted to make a difference in the world. Being a soldier doesn't automatically make you a Republican or someone who doesn't understand the value of peace.

7.31.2003

International News

Bush's Visit Shuts Down Senegal

How much is he paying the media to look the other way? Add this stuff to the fact that he refused to meet with Nelson Mandela, it seems to me that Bush could care less about what is *really* going on in Africa. However, I am not surprised in the least.

International News

It's not just the weather that's cooler in Canada

I have nothing to add. I agree with every darn thing in that article. Canada ROCKS!

Dean News

Woman donates $400 rebate check to Dean campaign

Bush Commentary

Sidestepping on Iraq

Mr. Bush still hung onto his most well-worn buzzwords, however. Iraq was a "threat" — just as the tax cuts were "a job-creation program." The president and his advisers obviously still believe that the constant repetition of several simplistic points will hypnotize the American people into forgetting the original question.

Well, it's worked so far for them, why stop now? Our only hope of taking back the country is if we continue to debunk these kind of statements as loudly as possible to wake people up to what is really happening. His dip in the polls suggests that is happening, which is good. But it has to be kept up for the next year if the Dems have any chance.

Dean News

Ganging Up on Dean by Ruth Conniff.

She touches on why I am drawn to Dean in this article:

what most stands out about Dean to Washington insiders is that he's not an insider himself. That threatens their sense of superiority-not just of the insider candidates in the field, but also of the press corps that follows and anoints them.

I don't trust any of the other candidates because they *are* insiders. The Dems in Washington have let me down over the last 3 years and I don't want any of them running this country. Plus, the way the media has pandered to the Bushies makes me want to puke and the *last* thing I want is someone *they* choose to be president. The more I read this stuff, the more for Dean I am.


Gang Green: The Democrats can cure their Ralph Nader problem by attacking him -- immediately and ferociously.

Oh, I do hope Dean and the others pay attention to this issue. I don't care what you say, the Green party helped Bush get elected in 2000. Don't get me wrong, I considered casting my vote for Nader, as a political statement on my digust at the current political system in America. Of course, in Texas, my vote counted for crap anyway. Still, I voted for Gore because that is who I wanted to win. Those who voted for Nader, either because the believed in his platform or were tired of choosing the lesser of two evils, paved the way for Florida and the Supremes to put Bush in office. Say what you want, there was *no way in hell* he was going to be elected, and everyone who voted for him knew it. The attempt to get 5% so the party would be recognized in the next election as legitmate was certainly laudible and, of course, hindsight, as usual, is 20/20.

However, we must learn from the mistakes of the past and move on. The only way that Bush will not be elected in '04 is if everyone who is disgusted by his presidency unites and agrees to back one candidate against him. Yes, Gore was kind of a dick and none of the Dem candidates are as Green as Nader wishes they were. But, now, more than ever, Anybody's Better Than Bush should be foremost in our minds.

The Dems have tried to reach out to the Greens in the past and they have been unwilling to compromise. Now we have a president who rapes the environment for financial gain, pushes for the reinstatement of nuclear weapons testing and pokes the rest of the world with a very big stick whenever the whim takes him.

As in 2000, a vote for Nader is a vote for Bush.

7.30.2003

I am turning this in to a copy of Common Dreams but I can't help it!

This kind of crap makes me so mad! I want to jump up and down and throw things, I swear. I know, that is an immature way to deal with it and, really, doesn't help anything. It just makes me sick because I knew this kind of stuff was going to go on if Bush was put in to office by the state of Florida and the Supreme Court elected and it's like no one would listen! I hope all the people that voted Green in 2000 are happy now.

Bush, the Rainforest and a Gas Pipeline to Enrich His Friends: Plan would enrich Bush corporate campaign contributors

Oh! I do love the following article. I ask that you forward it to anyone and everyone you know, especially people who actually voted for this disgusting man. I'd like to hear their excuses for why he should be elected in '04.

The Bush Administration's Top 40 Lies about War and Terrorism: Bring 'em On!

Iraq Could Become U.S. Greatest Blunder

The Iraqi occupation is a colossal disaster that is turning into one of the U.S. greatest historic blunders. If Bush's cabal possess an average level of wisdom, it'd transfer authority in Iraq to true representatives of the Iraqi people, using the help of the United Nations and other Arab countries, to stabilize the volatile situation in the country, as soon as humanly possible.

Any solution other than that would mean the continuation of the bloodbath. The U.S. occupation of Iraq will end sooner or later. Why not end it now before the death toll from the two sides breaks new and devastating records?

This is a really interesting article about the peace movement and how it should be revamped to target the current problems in Iraq to continue shedding light on Bush's shortcomings.

Hope Out of Quagmire -- New Peace Movement Opportunities
by Paul Loeb


A shift away from unilateral US control already has broad potential support. In a late-June Knowledge Network poll, 64% of Americans wanted the UN to take a leadership role in Iraq, up from 50% in April. Pushing for such a shift will also let us reach out to American soldiers who are increasingly frustrated at being given a mission with neither a defined end nor any clear boundaries between friend and foe. And to military families angry that they see no clear timetable for the return of their loved ones. We could contrast Bush's chickenhawk bluster of "Bring them on," with our own call to "Bring them Home," and include a vision that demands more than just abandoning Iraq to chaos.

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Working to bring the troops home will also give us a chance to address related questions, like the missing WMDs, America's long tradition of arming dictators, the key role of oil politics, and the lies and manipulations that fueled our rush to war-including the notion that we'd be universally hailed as liberators and the attacks on generals who accurately warned of massive post-war troop deployments. Raising these issues will lead to larger questions about the dangers of Bush's belligerent unilateralism, and the contrast between the four billion dollars a month he's spending in Iraq and his total neglect of a sinking domestic economy. The more we succeed in this task, the more we have a chance to breach Bush's image as national protector.

If Bush does withdraw after sustained citizen pressure, his administration will have been significantly tarnished. And we'll have a major peace movement victory, which will itself empower further action. A key value of this campaign would be its ability to help recover activist momentum and morale-giving people a concrete focus for their actions. There's a huge reservoir of citizens who became active in the opposition to the war, but who've since melted back to private life. If we can get them re-engaged at this point, they have a chance to become long-term activists. They may not yet have taken up the particular issue of troop withdrawal, but that's because most were so demoralized by the war's quick initial progress and seemingly overwhelming support that they felt that what happened was totally out of their hands. Now it isn't. Citizens once again can begin to have a voice, in a far more potentially receptive environment.

Flip-flop on air marshal schedules: Guards will continue to fly on international, cross-U.S. trips

Ha! Finally! The media reports on something ridiculous and something actually gets done about it! Amazing! Imgaine what would happen if more of them talked about what's going on in the Bush administration. One can only hope.

Base Anger
Why Howard Dean is leading the Democratic pack.
by Christopher Caldwell
08/04/2003, Volume 008, Issue 45

BY EARLY SPRING, journalists and political activists had begun to notice that former Vermont governor Howard Dean had a knack for firing up crowds. He was little known and badly financed, but his issues were unfudged and easy to understand: budget-balancing, civil unions for gays, a middle-of-the-road states-rights position on guns, and implacable opposition to the war in Iraq. Tying them all together was a hostility to George W. Bush that bordered on loathing. Dean has called the Bush administration a collection of "right-wing wackos," and last week, at a meeting on a New Hampshire lawn, he bluntly described the president's promise to unite Americans as "a lie."

Only in the last month has the general public remarked on Dean's rise. Democrats admire his candor. He's within two points of John Kerry in the latest University of New Hampshire poll on the primary there, taken in early July. In mid-month, one New Hampshire Republican who is considering a statewide bid polled a small sample of Democrats and Independents and found Dean at 30 percent, Kerry at 26 percent, and the others clustered in single digits.

Watching Dean pile up support is like watching Albert Pujols go after baseball's Triple Crown: He's not at the top of every category, but he's the only guy within striking distance of winning each one. Dean could conceivably win Iowa, which Kerry cannot; he could conceivably win New Hampshire, which Dick Gephardt cannot. If Dean wins Iowa, Gephardt's presidential hopes are finished; if Dean wins New Hampshire, Kerry's are badly wounded. People are beginning to speak of a "two-tier" race in New Hampshire and Iowa, with Dean joining Kerry and (to be charitable) Gephardt in tier one. But even that may underestimate Dean's strength. It's more accurate to say the race has become Howard Dean versus a half-dozen blow-dried shills for an intellectually exhausted party who are now, as one New Hampshire newspaper put it, "scurrying around New Hampshire--boring people."

The turning point for Dean came with the release of his second-quarter fundraising tally. At $7.5 million, Dean outraised all his fellow candidates. The amount of money was less important than the way he raised it: through 45,000 donors, 80 percent of whom gave under $250 apiece, and many of whom were enticed into the campaign by the Internet site MeetUp.com. These contributions are matchable by the Federal Election Commission in a general election, meaning that Dean, should he be nominated, will be able to tap election funds the others lack. What's more, these small contributions--unlike much of the financial support of the other Democratic candidates--would be quite legal even if the temporary restraining order on campaign finance reform were lifted.

But these itty-bitty donations have a symbolic value, too. The Democratic party is a wishbone of proletarian sloganeering and plutocratic direction that, when snapped, always leaves one side disillusioned. Racial and lifestyle minorities provide the electoral ballast for the party, true. But outside of those categories, the Democrats are the party of America's crème de la crème--not just the "cultural elite," as Dan Quayle put it, but the elite, period. Overwhelming evidence for this came in the form of a June study by the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics. It found that Republicans outraise Democrats by 63 percent to 37 percent among penny-ante donors--those who give under $200. The GOP retains that advantage at all levels up to $100,000, although it steadily narrows as the dollar amount rises. Once you hit $100,000, the Democrats really begin to clean up. They hold a fundraising advantage that widens rapidly as the numbers get more stratospheric. In contributions of over $1 million, they outraise Republicans by 92 percent to 8 percent.

Dean may have risen by attracting a base of fundraisers who are the same people as those the party claims, increasingly implausibly, to speak for. Nonetheless--or, perhaps, therefore--many Democrats are asking whether he is "electable." Among these doubters are the architects of two consecutive losses in national elections. Their skepticism seems premature. Those Democrats who dismiss Dean as unelectable are making an assessment of what non-Democratic voters think, and this is a subject on which Democrats have been driven into a frenzy of illogic by their dislike of George W. Bush. The current self-serving self-delusion--one reads it in "Doonesbury" and hears it from Nancy Pelosi and a variety of marginal commentators and celebrity know-nothings--is that Republicans have succeeded because their message is stupid and simple and dishonest; and Democrats have failed because they're so subtle and principled. Under this logic, Democrats will do best by nominating a malevolent sleazeball and getting him to shout at the top of his lungs. Suffice it to say that this logic is identical to that upon which Republicans built a string of defeats in the Clinton years.

But there is no concrete political reason why Dean should be less electable than any of his rivals. People forget that "electability" used to be a synonym for "large advertising budget." Dean has the latter; therefore he has the former. Those who wonder whether his issue appeal is broad enough forget how far John McCain got attacking on a far narrower front. Another rap on Dean is that his "social libertarianism"--by which is meant his support for gay civil unions--is going to destroy him in the South. But any Democratic candidate will be destroyed in the South. The only one with a chance of appealing to social conservatives is Joe Lieberman. But since the Congressional Black Caucus singled out Lieberman for condemnation on July 9, and since Kweisi Mfume attacked him (along with Gephardt and Dennis Kucinich) for not singing for his supper at a July 14 NAACP roundtable, it is abundantly clear that the black establishment has made it a priority to sabotage his candidacy. Their reasons can only be guessed, but the upshot can be stated plainly: Without black support, Lieberman can't compete in the South, either.

A more subtle version of this southern critique is that Dean is so regionally limited that he will let the president "get the South on the cheap," as the political scientist Merle Black puts it, allowing Bush to concentrate resources in the battleground states of the upper Midwest. But at least Dean has a strategy for these de-industrialized Midwestern areas. He seems poised to contest them on a protectionist platform--he has called for a renegotiation of all free-trade treaties--which is only a more forthright version of how the unimpeachably "electable" Gephardt intends to run.

The main piece of evidence adduced for Dean's unelectability is his leftism--he's an antiwar McGovernik who will lead his party to a crushing defeat. It's a distinct possibility, but it seems less probable than it did just a few weeks ago. Dean claims to be a centrist, and he may in fact have an easier time moving to the center after the primaries than any of his rivals. The key to this claim would be his budgetary record. Specifically, Dean balanced eleven budgets in Vermont, a state without a balanced-budget amendment. While his Democratic rivals hem and haw about how they didn't really support Bush's tax cuts, Dean has actually promised to undo them, raising taxes across the board to combat the deficit. With the exception of Gephardt, none of the candidates has spoken out as passionately as Dean on this score.

Certainly Dean has his weaknesses. His military service record does not, to put it mildly, bear comparison with John Kerry's. (After getting a military deferment for a back ailment, he moved to Aspen, Colorado, where he boasted of spending 80 days on the ski slopes in a single winter.) And Dean often worsens public misgivings about his lack of military experience with his off-the-cuff foreign policy remarks, such as his pooh-poohing of the killing of Uday and Qusay Hussein.

There is also something phony about Dean's small-state image. His roots in Vermont stretch back not to its dairy-farming past but to its colonization by Ivy League progressives since the 1960s. He can show an occasional arrogance, which might derive from his having been born into the upper reaches of Manhattan high society, the son of an art appraiser and several generations of stockbrokers. And Dean can practice the very shiftiness he purports to critique, as when he refused to tell Tim Russert on "Meet the Press" how his Vermont civil-unions law differs from gay marriage. ("I can't answer that question because it's a legal question.")

But Dean has one overriding strength, and that strength is always in the news. The key to Dean's electoral hopes is George W. Bush. New Republic journalist Jonathan Cohn is one of the few to have stated as much with an appropriate baldness. "If Dean isn't really so liberal," Cohn asked in a recent article, "why do so many liberals love him? A big reason is that he seems as angry as they are." Dean has convinced Democratic voters that he is simply madder at the president than his rivals are--and less capable of doing business with the forces Bush represents. That is the real nature of his extremism. Some Democrats worry--Cohn's New Republic colleague Jonathan Chait, for instance--that Dean will paint himself into a corner by automatically taking the position diametrically opposed to the president's. That may indeed limit Dean's flexibility and cause him trouble in the general election. But the Democratic nominee will be chosen by a base that demands nothing less.

As for the general election, Republicans seem unaware of how riled up Democratic activists remain, even three years after the 2000 elections. A substantial segment of the party's base has been radicalized to the point where it does not recognize the legitimacy of the Bush presidency. This is a very different thing than mere dislike of a president. It means that Democrats are prepared to fight this election as if they were struggling to overthrow a tyrant. One fears that 2004 could wind up--in its rhetoric and its electoral ethics--as the dirtiest general election campaign in living memory. It is not a condemnation of Dean to say that his rise provides another piece of evidence that this fear is well founded.


Christopher Caldwell is a senior editor at The Weekly Standard.

National InSecurity News

The Washington Post reports the existance of a memo warning new plots to hijack jets, and MSNBC reveals that the Transportation Security Administration has announced that Air marshals will be pulled from key flights.

Unjustified War on Iraq Commentary

George Monbiot of the Guardian/UK discusses his theory regarding America as a religion and how US leaders now see themselves as Priests of a Divine Mission to Rid the World of Its Demons.

PR gurus, propaganda experts and authors Sheldon Rampton and John Stauber address questions about Uncovering the Weapons of Mass Deception and their new book Weapons of Mass Deception: The Uses of Propaganda in Bush's War on Iraq.

Depressing Economic News

While the Bush economic team hits the road to promote tax cuts, one of the 900,000 workers that have been laid of since March has decided to get in his mini-van and follow them to tell his side of the story. And Mark Moford lends his own brand of humor to the issue

BushCo's economic team traveled through America's heartland (read: places where patriotism means never having the nerve to ask, just what the f--k do you think you're doing to my country, Shrub?) Tuesday seeking to dispel gloom with a forecast that the U.S. economy is poised to come roaring back, aided by the president's inane tax cut package that no one really needed or cared about and that the country can't possibly afford and which has sent the deficit skyrocketing into the record books and which won't be a tax cut at all, really, as property taxes on the middle class will actually *increase* to pay for the goddamn thing, all of which made the president's economic team secretly loathe their jobs and wish they could right now be drunk on a boat somewhere in Bermuda instead of having to face this useless tax cut crap.

However, even as the Cabinet officials were delivering that optimistic assessment, The Conference Board in New York reported that consumer confidence took a sharp tumble in July as Americans reacted with nervousness to the unemployment rate's hitting a 9-year high of 6.4 percent in June, gosh go figure. "This historic day sure is one for the history books of history," Shrub mumbled, squinting hard and trying to look like he knew what day it was. "Sorry about all the jobless and the homelessness and the global anti-U.S. sentiment and all the dead U.S. soldiers and Iraqi children. Here have 400 bucks. There there, all better now?"


Dean for American Update

The New York Times reports: Defying Labels Left or Right, Dean's '04 Run Makes Gains.